HIGH SCHOOL HISTORY ESSAY BLUNDERS
The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies.† They lived in the Sarah
Dessert and traveled by Camelot.† The climate of the Sarah is such that
the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert
are cultivated by irritation.† The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the
shape of a huge triangular cube.† The Pyramids are also a range of
mountains between France and Spain.
The Bible is full of interesting caricatures.† In the first book of the
Bible, Guinnessís, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.† One of
their children, Cain, asked "Am I my brother's son?"† God asked Abraham to
sacrifice Isaac on Mount Montezuma.† Jacob, son of Isaac, stole his
Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw.† Moses led
them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which bread made is
made without any ingredients.† Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide
to get the ten commandments.† David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing
the liar.† He fought with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in
Biblical times.† Solomon, one of David's sons, had 500 wives and 500
Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice.
They killed him.† Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.