HIGH SCHOOL HISTORY ESSAY BLUNDERS

 

The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies.They lived in the Sarah

Dessert and traveled by Camelot.The climate of the Sarah is such that

the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert

are cultivated by irritation.The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the

shape of a huge triangular cube.The Pyramids are also a range of

mountains between France and Spain.

 

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures.In the first book of the

Bible, Guinnessís, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.One of

their children, Cain, asked "Am I my brother's son?"God asked Abraham to

sacrifice Isaac on Mount Montezuma.Jacob, son of Isaac, stole his

brotherís birthmark.

 

Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw.Moses led

them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which bread made is

made without any ingredients.Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide

to get the ten commandments.David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing

the liar.He fought with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in

Biblical times.Solomon, one of David's sons, had 500 wives and 500

porcupines.

 

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice.

They killed him.Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.