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"Sexually speaking" in which Erika waxes philosophical about the nature of the two sexes, what its like to constantly have her sexuality called into question even tho she likes Mel Gibson's butt, and a few kinky fetish-related fantasies. OK boys, if you dare!

Erika buck naked. Not for the faint of heart or the weak of humerus bone.

Yes, I am a strongminded woman with a strong opinion about almost everything. A lot of guys are intimidated by that. Just an FYI. Let's just say I'm passionate. I am also a complete weirdo. Hell I ain't proud. Tho I can spell pretty well and can look into a mirror without it cracking. I love european accents and my men on the lean side.

Hello, I am looking for a unique, down to earth, caring, loving, sweet, romantic, handsome man to come into my life. You have to have a zany sense of humor (as in do you enjoy Monty Python?). Let's just say no one would ever describe you solely as "nice" nor a "wus". A decent income is a plus. Applications are being accepted.
Are you intelligent, sensible, educated, funny? Do you love animals, enjoy the eccentric, pursue the spiritual, enjoy things off beat, love to travel? Had experience with pig wrestling (just kidding)? Can you handle a strong minded woman? Are you bored with typical Cape Cod women? Oh yea, I almost forgot...Ya gotta be single, no married dudes.
I am taking applications to be my boyfriend. The biological clock is ticking. Time is of the essence. Don't be shy. Just for fun.

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This page updated September 23, 2001

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To the Victor belongs the spoils
However Johnnybey says: "What do you expect when you hold a silent auction?"
So far I have had a few interesting responses from a variety of guys. So keep those applications coming in. My mother says I need a man who can handle me. Deirdre says she pities the fool.